Monday, December 31, 2012

My beauty Holy Grails


  1. 1.  Clarisonic Mia: I begrudgingly bit the bullet and purchased this expensive tool after much rave reviews.  And after a failed try at the Olay Pro-X cleansing brush, I half expected this brush to be all hype and no results.  But, surprisingly this brush actually does do good things for my skin - nothing dramatic or life changing, but I do notice that when I don't use it, my skin has more whiteheads.  This brush along with the replacement brush-heads is the most expensive beauty item I own, but I do think it was worth the investment.
  2. Woman by Banana Republic: My first perfume I fell in love with.  It took years for me to finish this, and I loved spritz it gave.
  3. Olay Foaming cleanser: Cheap, gentle, and efficient.  Not much else I can ask for in a product.
  4. St. Ives Apricot scrub: This picture was taken at a time when I hadn't realize how abrasive this stuff is on the face. This stuff is great for the body though.
  5. Eyelash curler:  My stick-straight Asian lashes need to be curled and curled and curled.  This curler happens to be a fancy Shu Uemura one that I bought years and years ago before I even knew what a fancy eyelash curler is.  I haven't used any other one, but I assume any curler will work fine.
  6. Cream blush: This palette was Stila's Empowered in Pink for October's Breast Cancer Awareness edition complete with a pink cream blush and four eyeshadows.  I don't really care for the eyeshadows, but the cream blush is fantastic.  Cream blush is great for lasting power and adds great life to the cheeks.  Blush in general is my makeup weakness; I can't get enough of it!
  7. Essence gel liner:  Smooth, blackest black, lasts and lasts, and cheap as dirt.  A beautiful combination in my book.
  8. Gel liner brush:  I got this brush in Michael's craft store - it was the only thing I could find with the smallest tip to make the finest line on my Asian eyelids.  And only $2.
  9. Covergirl Lash Blast mascara: Adds great volume, doesn't smudge, and cheap.
  10. Physician's Formula powder: This is the compact that I was working on all year long to finish, and I never really did - it lasted and lasted for so long!  I've come to find that I hate liquid foundation - it's mask-like and heavy, and it just feels weird to put it on, like I'm putting a layer of paint on my face.  So though powder foundation doesn't cover all of my imperfections, it's light and feels natural, so I love it. 
  11. ELF powder brush: Soft and great at applying my powder.  The quality of the handle is a bit shady as the ferrule of the brush is flimsy and comes off easily, but at $1.50 I can afford to have it replaced every few months, though I've not needed to for the past 2 years. 
  12. Clinique City Block SPF 40: I've come to really understand the importance of daily sun protection, but it's so friggin' hard to find a sunblock that doesn't turn me into a greaseball.  This sunblock is great for being too greasy, and it lasts a really long time too - with daily use all summer long this tube still feels very full.
  13. RoseBud lip salve: I am addicted to lip balm - I always need some sort of slip on my lip.  And this is great for my bedside.
  14. Tarte LipSurgence in Enchanted: Again, my addiction of lip balms.  This feels like a lip balm but puts a great berry tint on my lips and livens up my face.
  15. Tarte eyeshadow sticks: These are quick and easy to use, adds great color, and lasts all day long. I love these for travel.
  16. Pointed-tip tweezers: This is my absolute must-have item.  I love it so much that when I forget it during travel, I get so anxious and irritated. 

It's Genius: The EZ-Squeeze

Ask anyone who knows me my #1 pet peeve in life, and they'll tell you about my toothpaste squeezing habits.  I have to, have to, have to squeeze toothpaste, or any product in tube form, from the bottom of the container to the top, in a neat and efficient manner.  I absolutely cannot stand it when other people take my toothpaste and squeeze it haphazardly with their entire fist in the center of the tube - it will literally make a good day sour, so fast.  

The solution to my madness came from Dollar Tree, in the form of the EZ-Squeeze: a plastic device that makes everyone follow my crazy tube-squeezing habits too!  It's genius really - insert part of the flattened end into the EZ-Squeeze and it winds the emptied portion of the tube so that you're always left with the fullest part of the tube to squeeze.  I love how it's so efficient that it can help squeeze out the last drop of anything - seeing the flattened tube at the end of its life is one of life's little thrills.  I actually love it so much that at one point I found myself hoarding flattened toothpaste tubes - I quickly took a picture and threw them away before H called Intervention.

Who knew that something that could curve my OCD and give me such thrills is so simple and costs only $1. 



Makeup diet #4 : Last empties of 2012

As the new year creeps in, I start believing in an age-old superstition again.  I believe that we should welcome the new year with as much freshness and cleanliness as possible.  Starting a brand new year when you're surrounded by junk and mess would not bode well for the rest of the year... and 365 days is a long way to go if you're on the wrong foot from the start.  So of course I wait until today to vacuum, dust, take out all trash, get rid of dead plants, ... general tidying up of the place.  My no trash rule also applied to a small box of emptied beauty products that I've been collecting since October.  Thus, this will be the last batch of emptied products for my makeup diet in 2012.

Pan p0rn!

  1. Target brand baby wipes: I realized, quite late in the game, that since I don't wear heavy foundation I don't need to shell out $$$ for those makeup remover wipes that don't work anyways.  These baby wipes are fantastic for getting my makeup off before I cleanse.  And they are dirt cheap: $1.78 for 88 wipes, that's $0.02/wipe and that's a beautiful thing.  TTK: ~3 months
  2. Biore pore strips:  These are a bit pricey, but they work really well.  I used the bulk of it on H when he lets me... and I have cringe in disgust and amazement every time I peel it off his nose.  TTK: ~3 months
  3. Dove Dry Shampoo:  This thing actually works!  It smells very clean, and buys me an extra day of not washing my hair when I spray it in the night before and the morning of skipping hair washing.  It can leave a white powder residue if not brushed out.  TTK: ~5 months.
  4. Clinique Mild Clarifying Lotion: I liked this product a lot, and use it in the morning after I wash my face to get rid of any excess oil from the night.  It's great because its the only toner I've used to not reek of alcohol, and so it doesn't make my face feel tight and unbearable.  TTK: ~2.5 years!
  5. Organix' Moroccan argan oil shampoo: Meh, nothing special - claims went undelivered.  TTK: ~3 months.
  6. Olay moisturizer: Light, otherwise unremarkable.  TTK: ~3 years.
  7. BBW Carried Away lotion: Smells sweet and feminine. Loves it.  TTK: ~2 months. 


  1. 1.  Buxom mascara: Yuck.  Very watery, did nothing for my Asian lashes. 
  2. Covergirl Lash Blast: These are my favorite mascaras as they don't smudge and they add volume.
  3. Neutrogena lip balm: This is my 3rd tube of this balm.  I like it enough.  

  1. 1. Clarins Gentle Foaming Cleanser: I love the way this smells - very clean.  It does clean and foam really well - I do have to moisturize a bit more after using this, but I like it very much.  TTK: ~3 months.
  2. Kate Sommerville ExfoliKate: Smells like herbs.  The first time I used it it stung like crazy, and then perhaps it lost its potency after opening, but I didn't get that feeling again at all.  I liked it because it really did make my face smooth after use.  The effects don't really last past a few hours though.  TTK: ~6 months
  3. Clinique gel cleanser: Whenever I used this and accidentally get it around my mouth, it tasted salty... don't know what that's about, but this cleanser is really unremarkable.  TTK: ~1 month
  4. Bliss foaming face wash: unremarkable.  TTK: ~1 month.


  1. 1. OPI rapid dry top coat: Not really rapid-dry anything. 
  2. Estee Lauder Repair serum: I like this stuff, 2nd bottle I finished.  TTK: ~3 months.
  3. Clinique eye roller thingamabob: really didn't do anything.  TTK: ~ 2 months.
  4. Floss!

Trash begone for 2013!  Side note: I also took extra time in the shower today to make sure I am extra, extra clean for for the new year.

Muffin Overload

True to form, it is 7:06pm EST on December 31, 2012 and I am furiously sprinting to finish all of my intended posts before 2013 begins... on the East coast of the continental USA, to be very specific.

Back in August 2012 I went on a muffin kick.  The culprit of this obsession was, no doubt, Pinterest.  I browse Pinterest when I am at work waiting for something to finish, or when I am sick of reading journal articles, or when I come back early from lunch and everyone else is still eating... Anyhow, I saw a few recipes for muffins and decided it was easy enough for me to try - my #1 criteria for recipes is that they have to be simple both in ingredients and directions. 

The first set was strawberry banana yogurt bread from fromthelittleyellowkitchen.  

Ingredients:
-2 cups flour
-1/4 cup sugar
-2 tsp baking powder
-1/2 tsp salt
-1 tsp cinnamon
-1/4 cup butter (I used 2 TBSP)
-3 extra-ripe bananas
-1egg
-1/2 cup greek yogurt
-2 tsp vanilla extract
-1 cup diced srawberries (tossed with a bit of flour to prevent sinking)

What to do:
1. Preheat oven to 350F. Spray muffin pan
2. Combine wet ingredients separately, combine dry ingredients separately. Combine wet and dry ingredients together.
3. Fold in strawberries.
4. Bake for ~40 minutes until golden brown.


I also stumbled on another muffin recipe with Nutella, and I was all over that like a spider monkey on a banana tree.  The original website was chef-in-training.com.

Ingredients:
-1.5 cups flour
-1 cup sugar (I omitted this because Nutella is enough sweetness)
-1/2 tsp baking soda (what's the difference between this and baking powder??)
-3/4 cup shortening (I used ~2 TBSP melted butter)
-2 ripe bananas
-1 egg
-NUTELLA (as much as you want)

Once you figure out what to do for one muffin mix, it's pretty much the same for all muffins.  The only variation is in the ingredients.  For these Nutella muffins, though, take a butter knife and slice in the chocolatey goodness once you've poured the muffin mix into the pan.  This makes pretty swirls and keeps them from turning muddied, although they'd probably taste all the same in the end.





I also tried my hand at some savory muffins, but these didn't go over well, even H - the man who eats anything - declined them after one bite.  For these I cheated and used Bisquick mix, layered with some sausage egg and cheese.  It seemed foolproof, but these muffins were dry like the Sahara... perhaps I will rework them in the future.

Blueberry muffins straight from the oven

Butta my muffin!










Sunday, December 30, 2012

Makeup diet #3

Dieting is not for the faint of heart.  It takes dedication, resolve and perseverance to maintain course and succeed.  Funny thing though, once you feel that rush of accomplishment, it gets easier and easier to stay motivated and succeed.  Most things in life work that way, so I guess this should be no different.  

My diet might seem comical to some most, and it is to me too if I am honest.  Really, I am showing off my trash!  The sheer ridiculousness of it all doesn't escape me; but I still can't deny the pleasure from finishing off a beauty product and seeing the empty pan/bottle.  It used to be hard to finish up stuff, but like anything else, this task has become easier with time.  I recently moved to a new shindig and wanted to rid as much excess as possible, and this was the result:

Pan P0rn! SFW


  1. Revlon blush: I got this in Big Lots 2 years ago; it was probably a few years old when it arrived in Big Lots before it came home with me, so I decided it was time to put it out of its misery.
  2. Estee Lauder blue eyeshadow: inherited from my sister.  I also let this die because really, I can't rock blue eyeshadows.
  3. NYX cream blush: This is the one that I tried and tried with all my might to kill.  I got more than halfway through the thing before saying goodbye.
  4. L'oreal Youth Code: yet another purchase made based on the over-exaggerated marketing lies.  
  5. Victoria's Secret highlighter: also inherited from my sister.  Zero pigmentation, 100% chalk city.  
  6. Clinique mascara: clump central.  Blech!




  1. 1. Biosilk hair serum: inherited from my sister.  I liked the shine it gave, but I never bothered to use it because I am just that lazy.
  2. Baby oil gel: I used this to trap moisture in my dry ashy legs.  Not bad, but really greasy.  TTK: ~2 years.
  3. Freeman's clay mask: Smells delicious!  Didn't really do anything for my skin.  TTK: ~1.5 years.
  4. St. Ive's apricot scrub:  I used to go to town on my face with this because it was so grainy & rough, and I thought the harder I scrubbed the more dead cells I am taking off.  I cringe now thinking about all the micro-abrasions I must'ved given my face by doing so... I think halfway through I started using the scrub on my legs which made them very smooth.  TTK: ~8 months
  5. Aussie 3 minute "Miracle" conditioner: 3rd tube that I finished!  I thought I liked this a lot, but really it's not any better than my cheap-o Tresemme conditioner.  TTK: ~3-4 months.



  1. 1. EOS lip balm in honeysuckle: Pure novelty sucked me in.  This stuff smells artificial and really doesn't moisturize my lips.  TTK: ~ 3 months.
  2. Alpha Hydrox 12% cream: Yet another exfoliating acid I bought with the hopes of making my face baby-smooth.  Funny thing is this is marketed as a foot cream because of the high AHA percentage... and I used it on my face.  Well, I only used it a few times before giving up because all it did was make me greasy.  I used the rest of the tube for its intended purpose on my scaly legs, which did improve.  TTK: ~ 1 month on legs.
  3. Archive travel shampoo and conditioner: unremarkable.  TTK: 1 week.
  4. Clinique moisture surge face cream: This reeked of alcohol, so after a few times on my face I decided my legs could withstand the brunt better than my face.  TTK: ~1 week on legs.
  5. Dunno what they're called in English, but these are gel/liquid masks by Cong Son that you put on congested areas of your face to remove blackheads and whiteheads.  These are industrial strength and can remove the deepest, grossest plug on your face.  TTK: years because they're so strong.



  1. Tommy Hilfiger body wash: Generic manly perfume that totally washes away after a shower.  TTK: ~1 month.
  2. Bliss Grin & Bare It lotion: Smelled fresh.  TTK: ~2 weeks.
  3. Bliss body lotion: Loved the way this smelled.  TTK: ~2 week
  4. Bliss face lotion: used on my legs because it was too greasy on my face.  TTK: ~2 weeks.
  5. Clarisonic face washes:  totally generic & unremarkable.  TTK: ~1 month each.




  1. Hope in a Jar by Philosophy: Completely & totally overrated.  This stuff reeked of herbal medicine and did nothing positive for me.  TTK: ~ 1 month.
  2. Colgate toothpaste: Again, nothing to write home about, but the empty tube still gives me a rush.
  3. Secret Clinical strength deodorant:  Probably the first deodorant that I've ever finished.  TTK: ~ 2-3 years... yep, 2-3 years to finish a deodorant stick...
  4. BBW lotion in sparkling citrus (?): Smelled sweet and citrusy, I liked it. TTK: ~2 months.
  5. Tarte Maracuja oil: It was really weird to be putting oil on my oily self, but I tried it out... and I don't like it.  Most of it went on the tips of my hair, and I really didn't notice any difference.  TTK: ~5 months.
  6. Estee Lauder Night Repair serum: This smelled like tomatoes to me, though not unpleasant.  I actually liked it a lot - it might have been psychological but I felt it made my skin more bright and supple in the morning.  TTK: ~ 4 months.
  7. Garnier Moisture Rescue gel lotion: Smells like cucumbers, very refreshing to put on, especially when it's cold.  TTK: ~5 months
  8. Aveeno Smart Essentials face scrub: Not as harsh as the St. Ive's apricot scrub, but it felt more oily.  I would have to wash with a cleanser after using this.  TTK: ~1 month.


And finally, a special dedication to my Woman Eau de Parfum by Banana Republic.  This was my very first "big-girl" scent that I bought for myself.  I loved the way it smelled: floral & feminine, very welcoming... if a scent can be welcoming.  The only con was the smell didn't last all day.  But while it lasted I would get many compliments about the way I smelled.  This perfume bottle, 3.4 fluid ounces, lasted a good 5 years.  On one hand I was so completely happy when it spritzed its last spritz, but on the other hand I really loved the way it smelled and was sad to see it die.  This perfume will always have a special place in my olfactory memories, and I might buy it again in the distant future... the future that has me finishing off many more bottles of scents before I can revisit this smell again.

Better late 2012 than 2013!

In January of 2011, I made a list of resolutions. Numbers 3 and 7 on the list:

3. Keep organized: no more hoarding of junk, give away more stuff, thin out closet
7. Procrastinate less

I made good on #3 as I actually did it in 2011, however I failed miserably at # 7 as evident by the timing of this post... Better late 2012 than 2013! Hah!

Clunky palettes that were taking up way too much storage space

Post de-potting, i.e. removing the makeup pan from the original container.  

Looks like art, no?

I had a few mishaps with my safety pin & scissors when depotting some shadows.

Neatly organized in the Z palette.  Some pans did not make it in obviously.
Empty makeup container p0rn! So cluttered and inefficient.
Space saved + easy access = profit.

"Banh xeo"

Banh xeo is a savory crepe dish that's probably a product of French occupation during the Indochine era.  (I should wikipedia this before posting, but seeing as how I'm currently sitting on the train without power... my speculations will have to do.)

To be perfectly honest, this is not my favorite dish.  I don't ever crave it actually - never ordered it when eating out; only eating it when my mom or my sister makes it for the family.  Nevertheless, I decided to make this at home because H has never had it.  Perhaps H still has never had it because my cooking is far - miles and legions away - from being authentic... What I told him is banh xeo (below) would probably be unrecognizable and utterly laughable to my mom...

Ingredients:
-Flour mix for the crepe (yep, that's me and my authenticity!)
-coconut milk
-Veggies of choice (I had chinese broccoli, radishes, green bell peppers, and basil)
-Meat of choice (I had Hormel pepperoni... o yes, I did)

Traditional banh xeo are usually made with shrimp, pork, scallions, and a heaping pile of bean sprouts. Obviously, the following is not a traditional banh xeo.  However, the concepts are still the same.   Good enough!

Ingredients

Because my veggies are not leafy, I sauteed them first so they wouldn't be raw to eat.

Meat goes in first to brown.  Ladle in the crepe mixture.  Pile in the veggies, cover & cook.
Fold over when golden brown on one side.  These probably could've cooked for a few minutes longer...
Overall, not my best attempt.  H, being the dear, still polished his plate and asked for seconds...

Hearts and rolls

H is my boyfriend, my best friend, my most trusted confidante.  I only need to look into his eyes and observe his actions to see the depths of his love and compassion.  He has shown me time and time again how love can be so simple yet so complex, that love can move mountains.  And I do believe that his love for me can move mountains.  Though the butterflies that used to flap incessantly in my stomach are now much more tamed and quiet, I am warmed from the depths of my heart to the tips of my toes when he kisses me goodnight.  It's a feeling of immeasurable comfort and familiarity that no butterflies can ever be big enough or numerous enough to replicate.

He often tells me love is simple: love is love. To that end, this post is for H and the simplicity of love.

One of H's favorite foods is also the food that is the simplest to make: Spring rolls  It requires little to no cooking on my part, and it is very simple in its ingredients.  

Spring roll ingredients:
-Tapioca/Rice sheets
-Lettuce*
-Vermincelli noodles
-Meat of choice, thin sliced 
-Fresh herbs*
-Whatever else on hand/needs to be eaten 

* = flexible according to what's fresh/on sale.  Truly the only necessary ingredient is the tapioca/rice sheet because everything else can be customized anyhow.  I used to buy rice paper sheets, but I found that tapioca sheets are tastier because they're more chewy and pliable.  My mom likes to use sliced pork in the rolls; most restaurants serve them with shrimp.  I prefer to use chinese or vietnamese sausage that's sliced and cooked to a crisp.  I've not had anything but the tapioca sheets and leftover asparagus, and it was still delicious.  

Peanut sauce ingredients:
-2 TBS Peanut butter
-4 TBS hot water 
-dash of vinegar
-1 tsp dijon mustard
-1 tsp hoisin sauce
-1 TSP sweet chili sauce

Regarding the peanut sauce... yeah... I don't really follow any rules.  I've looked it up online countless times and everyone seems to have their own version of how they make it.  I suppose the above is a compiled list of ingredients that I've found most people agree on, though they may not be in the same recipe.  To be honest, I've never made the same sauce twice because I eyeball it every time and change ingredients as they are available in my fridge/pantry.   Really the only crucial ingredient is peanut butter!

Spring roll spread
Sometimes the most satisfying things are the simplest things.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Stuffed zucchinis

As more proof to my extreme procrastination tendencies, I had taken the pictures below with the intention of writing about back in June!  

I bought the zucchinis  the Farmer's market by my university when they were in season.  These were small, round, and squat - and I had no idea how to cook them.  I was going to treat them like any other zucchinis - cut up and sauteed - but these were so cute that had to do something different.  I settled on stuffing them to keep their cuteness intact. 

Stuffing: barley, garlic, red bell peppers, cilantro sauteed in butter





















These actually were cooked for a friend of mine who drove me through the rain to the Asian grocery store so I could buy groceries to surprise H with a birthday dinner.  I tasted only the stuffing and that was delicious; I only hope my friend liked them too - the entire thing.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Makeup empties #2

I had imagined when starting this blog a while back that I would be writing from lab while waiting for a gel to run or a digest to finish or other... The topic would be something science-y and profound to show off my best nerdy side.  It is 7:07pm and I am currently writing from my computer in lab, while waiting for my transfection to reach 4 hours so I can change the media and apply Rapamycin to my HEK293 cells.  But that is all the science that will make it in this post.  

In all the times that I've imagined being the nerdy science-y blogger girl, it's never been on a weekend, or this late in the day (in my imagination I apparently had a life) nor would it be about something so far removed from science...

Continuing on with my mad obsession with makeup empties, I want to show off the massive amount of trash that I obsessively hoarded from about May-September.  I acknowledge my less-than-normal compulsion, but in no way does the oddity of this behavior take away from the tremendous satisfaction I felt each and every time I killed off a product.  Let's begin!

Major pan p0rn!



  1. Some facial toner that my sister gave to me years ago.  Chuck-full of alcohol.  Tossed.
  2. Lancome moisturizer: Decent, but nothing special to shell out $$$ for.  TTK: ~3 months.
  3. Garnier Ultimate cleanser: Supposedly it can be used as a regular cleanser, a mask, or a scrub.  Used in any way, my face was left greasy and unclean - gross.  TTK: ~9months.
  4. Garnier Moisture rescue foaming cleanser: Smelled nice, nothing else special.  TTK: ~9 months.
  5. Clean & Clear toner: Again, chuck-full of alcohol.  Tossed.
  6. Clean & clear Dual action moisturizer: Left me greasy & clogged my pores. TTK: ~9months.
  7. Lancome eye cream(?): Wasn't sure how long I had this, so I used it on my leg. TTK: ~2 weeks
  8. Clean & clear Persagel: Way old. Tossed.
  9. NYC Bronzer duo: Way glittery and orange. Tossed
  10. Olay activating enzyme: Way old. Tossed.
  11. Olay Regenerist Moisturizer: Greasy, greasy, greasy. Tossed.
  12. BBW Cherry blossom shimmering lotion: Purchased when I had no idea that glitter on your body is unattractive.  The scent was nice, but I didn't want to look like Twilight fans, so tossed.
  13. Ponds toner: Again, full of alcohol (what's up with the drugstore toners being full of alcohol?!) Tossed.




  1. Olay Regenerist facial exfoliator: This came with my Olay Pro-X brush and it took 1.5 years to die!
  2. Olay Sensitive foaming cleanser: My second empty bottle of this item - so proud!  TTK: ~5 months
  3. Garnier moisturizer: Smells good; light, refreshing, but not enough sun protection.  Used the last 2/3 on my legs and it still took ~5 months to kill.
  4. Clean & Clear cleanser: Smells citrus-y, otherwise unremarkable.  TTK: ~5 months.
  5. Makeup remover wipes: Meh.  I won't be buying these ever again when baby wipes works just the same at a fraction of the cost.
  6. Agnes B powder sheets: Does take oil away but leaves me looking like a ghost.  I used it mainly on H to take away the oil before I pluck the blackheads from his nose (again, I acknowledge my strange behavior)  TTK: ~3 months
  7. Estee Lauder cleanser: I thought I liked it until I realized it strips my face of everything and gives this tight unpleasant feeling afterwards.  TTK: ~1 year on & off.
  8. Clarisonic cleanser:  This came in a kit with my clarisonic.  Totally unremarkable.  TTK: ~2 months.
  9. Aveeno moisturizer with SPF: Grease city with this thing (hmm.. maybe it's me since I encounter this problem with every moisturizer I've tried...) Tossed.




  1. 1. Pantene shampoo: really unremarkable as with any shampoos I try.  TTK: ~4 months.
  2. BBW Cherry Blossom shower gel: A purchase necessitated by the semi-annual BBW sales.  Smells very floral and feminine, even lasts after the shower; however, I will never by this at full price.  TTK: ~6months.
  3. Nivea hand lotion: Decent. TTK: ~2 months.
  4. Suave dry shampoo: Smells fruity & sweet - too fruity & sweet, and it lingered all day long in a bad kind of way, like you haven't showered and are trying to cover up serious B.O. by overdosing in cheap teeny-bopper perfume.  I was very happy when this died, at the ripe old age of 6 months.
  5. Victoria's Secret Heavenly perfume: Inherited from my sister when it was only a few spritz left.  Too strong & too overwhelming.
  6. Victoria's Secret The Body Wash: This came in a set with the perfume, which I adore.  The wash smelled great, but it did not last even 5 seconds after skin contact.  Shame.  TTK: ~2 months.
  7. Bliss body lotion: Smells amazing, and moisturizing.  TTK: ~2 weeks.
  8. Clinique eye-makeup remover: Works well - I like it. But not enough to buy it with my own $. TTK: ~3 months.
  9. Various perfume samples: I thought I had a stroke of genius when I came up with the idea of combining these samples into a spray bottle filled with witch hazel, so it could be a body mist... It was an awful, awful idea; the stench was unbearable.  At least those vials died valiantly.




  1. 1. Colgate toothpaste: I can't resist taking a picture with my empty toothpaste because I love admiring it's perfectly flattened tube, and that's all.
  2. Mascaras (x4): My favorites are still the orange tube and the purple tube.
  3. Pixi lip & cheek tint: I mainly used it as a cheek stain - wasn't bad at all.  TTK: ~4 months.
  4. Neutrogena lip balm: Decent.  TTK: ~3 months.
  5. BBW Rose salve: I lurve this thing to pieces.  TTK: ~2 years.
  6. Floss: My dentist should be so proud, if only he read my blog.


Of course the massive man p0rn picture has a lot more junk it.. but that's another post for another day.  For right now, it is 8:22 and I will soon begin getting the drugs ready for my cells.. muahahahaha.  Hope to be home before 11pm.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

San Francisco Part I: Food

One of the best perks of being a graduate student is the opportunity to attend conferences outside your hometown.  The idea of course is to allow researchers and students to expand their knowledge in an area, learn a few things or two, network with other people in the field, etc.  The ticket to the trip is usually some form of work you've done that's been accepted to be presented at the conference.  And in rare instances, even that's not enough - the PI may not have enough money to fund your trip even if your work was accepted.  In such cases, unless a travel grant is won or you fork over the money for the trip yourself, you are staying put.

As a second year graduate student, I do not have any amount of data that's presentable.  Thus, I did not submit anything to the American Society of Human Genetics Conference.  I also could not apply for a travel grant since I wasn't presenting anything at the event.  So imagine my surprise when I found myself in San Francisco for the 2012 ASHG meeting!  As it so happens, my PI is a wonderful person who had enough funds to take 2/3 students in the lab.  I naturally assumed it was going to be my labmates, both who had posters they would be presenting.  Strangely enough one of my labmates offered ME the ticket to SF since he was on a tight budget and he has already been to SF.  I really did try my best to convince him he should go, but it was really hard to be genuine when he and I both knew I desperately wanted him to stay.  In the end, he may have given the excuse that he was tight on money or whatever; I still maintain that he was just being nice to me.  

Of course to my PI and other PIs, the whole point for students to attend these meetings is to learn and network, and all that other academic goodness.  To my labmate and I, and other students, the trip is a paid vacation to explore a new city.  Thus, my other labmate and I had the same flight out and so we spent our entire flight time planning out excursions to make our week in SF worthwhile.  

My #1 priority on the trip was FOOD, naturally.  The travel books boasted SF as a culinary mecca of sorts, and I was already salivating while on the plane there (that might have also been because air travels no longer offer meals, but that's another story for another time).  I mainly wanted to try out as many authentic local foods as I could, and cheaply as I can get it, as food wasn't something we would get reimbursed for.  Here is my culinary journey in gay SF:

The monstrous burrito from Zona Rosa in the Haight neighborhood.  This thing puts Chipotle to shame and had me eating for 2 meals!

Free food at the ASHG dinner - steak sliders, buffalo chicken sliders, empanadas, pasta, and **vegetables**.  I remember craving veggies because we hadn't had any fresh fruits or vegetables while traveling around.

Donburi and miso soup from Mifune restaurant in Japantown.  The donburi was all right - not terrible but not spectacular.  The miso was warming.  But the star of the show was :

Tempura crab sushi.  Crunchy, gooey, savory buttery goodness.

I read many reviews about the great Vietnamese cuisine in SF, and since I don't have access to anything like that where I live, it was imperative that I ate as much of Vietnamese food as I could on the trip.  Though I didn't stuff my face every meal with Vietnamese food, I had a few Vietnamese sandwiches that still leave my mouth watering.  Above: grilled pork with pickled carrots and daikon in a crunchy baguette, plus iced coffee - all for less than $7 at Latte Express in Chinatown.  It was so good that I resented my stomach for being incapable of holding 2 sandwiches.

Yet another massive sandwich.  This one is from Ike's Place in the Castro neighborhood.  The sandwiches here all have funky names like "Jessica Rabbitt" and "Backstabber" - all topped with a "dirty sauce".  I don't remember what this sandwich is called, but it had halal chicken in some tangy sause, topped with tomatoes and a delicious spread of avocado mix.  It was not as glorious as the Vietnamese sub, but this was pretty tasty.  Also kind of expensive.  The Viet sub is still the most tasty and the best bang for your buck.

Members of our lab plus our adjoining lab were treated out to dinner by the head PI.  This was the chicken fajitas at Chevy's.  When they brought it out, I thought for sure they had gotten my order mixed up because they kept putting more and more food in front of me.  I really did try hard to be impressive and eat all of my food, but again my stomach failed me.  On a side note, their margaritas were served in these goblets that you could dive in for a swim.

La Boulangerie = French pastries + french gourmet foods = swoons in love.  Literally I can smell Paris again when I walked in this place.  I splurged this one morning and got 2 pain au chocolat (my must have, favorite, loves) and 2 macaroons: pistachio and almond.  The pain au chocolat was buttery, flaky, sweetened with just the right amount of chocolate.  It went great with a cup of coffee.  And then there was the macaroons.... These were not the ordinary American macaroons that I've gotten at the grocery store; these were the real deal.  And they cost a real deal too - $1.50 each.  But boy were they worth the $1.50 - unlike macaroons I've ever had before, these were light, not overly sweetened, crunchy & fluffy at the same time, coconut-y but with the flavoring of the pistachio and almond coming through.  Melt-in-your-mouth goodness.

Freshly baked loaves at the Fisherman's Wharf farmer's market on Saturday morning.  I have a thing for bread - crusty pieces and chewy centers - they make me weak in the knees.  While wandering around during lunchtime, I eyed many stands to gauge which one would be the winner.  Of course I settled on the stand boasting these handsome loaves.  And of course I knew it was a winner because the line for this stand was miles long... It had to be good.

I forget the name of the stand, but they had an assembly line of people working to prepare the orders.  Their menu wasn't extensive at all, which I interpreted to mean that they must do these few things exceptionally well.  So here is the first man in the assembly line: the Splitter.

The smell emanating from this stand was purely coming from the pounds and pounds of meat being roasted behind the counter.  Looking at it now still makes me salivate.  And yes, those are potatoes at the bottom, soaking in all the drippings from the pork and chicken above.  So bad, but so good.

After the bread is halved by the Splitter it goes to the Slicer: the man who trims off a pile of roasted pork and loads it on the bread.

Next the Crackler, who I think has the most important job, slathers on the pile of pork a layer of chopped crackling.  Crackling is delicious (fatty, but delicious) yet can be very chewy in large pieces, so it was his job to chop at it until it's mini-sized.  He was going to town on that crackling with his cleaver that some of it hit me in the face!  I was much amused at that, and even more delighted when he offered me a giant piece of fresh crackling as a token of "I'm sorry my pieces of delicious fatty pork skin crackling hit you in the forehead."

Finally, the Topper adds a heaping layer of cilantro, a layer of sweet caramelized onions, and covers it with the top half of the bread, and the Porchetta is a now completed work of art.

Isn't she a beaute?!  Is this even real?!
I could describe the explosion of flavors and textures that occurred on my taste buds when I ate this sandwich, but the picture does it pretty well already I think.  Well worth the $9.50 it cost me.

Of course I couldn't leave SF without trying some Pho.  I stopped into the Yellow Flower (?) in Chinatown after my Saturday at the Embarcado.  Just me, myself, and a bubbling bowl of comfort food that night.  This Pho wasn't bad at all, never like my mom's though.  Very economical at $7.

One of the last excursions we took was across the bridge to the other side of town.  We stopped by Sausalito for lunch at a Thai restaurant (one of the only restaurants/businesses to be open on a Sunday afternoon... WTH San Francisco?!) I ordered Pad See Ew and a Thai iced tea - pretty smokey and flavorful, no surprises to mention.

And that was the week I ate myself silly in beautiful San Francisco; I'm sure one or two more pounds came back with me, not including my luggages.